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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Most restaurants would have smoking sections right next to the none smoking sections, as if the smoke knew the rules.

"Smoking or non-smoking"

'Non-smoking please'

* sits you right next to the smoking section *

'You could just tell me to go fuck myself.'

[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

My favorite was when you answered non-smoking and they just took away the ashtray.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Every Sunday morning growing up lol