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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon orders pizza (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

ghost of Anderson Cooper

Are you people able to become ghosts even while you're alive? How do I learn this power??

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago

By asking this question you have initiated the ancient ritual. Three spirits will visit you on the eve of national coming out day. You will have to blow them to gain your answers.

[–] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

I think I know

Randy Marsh from South Park covered in ectoplasm from the episode "Over Logging"