chapotraphouse

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No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

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It's basically just fascism but we like, are into memes and are a bit more open about being into drugs and weird sex stuff (sometimes).

Anyway check out my blog, if it gets mildly popular I'll get invited onto a bunch of grifter podcasts, that is until some more traditionally conservative Christian type find some weird tweet I made 6 years ago and that somehow leads to me getting charged with tax evasion and/or soliciting a minor.

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Was browsing through Bsky and came across this, which is THE BEST THING. The attention to detail in the war gear is so gooooooood.

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yOU ArE StEaLiNg!!!!!@!

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then half the people living today are younger than you are. World's median age is around 31. Imagine all those people who have seen less than you, learned less than you. By a slight margin they make up the bulk of humanity. Congrats on becoming an elder. Go teach them what you know.

My source: the literal CIA world factbook which I will not link here

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Don't even need my glasses-off

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could be better but honestly keep up the good work

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JUST LIKE IN THE PURGE TREATS so-true cool-zone

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Eat shit racists

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Guamer@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 
 

Heard a weird noise coming from my closet, looked around a bit and eventually found a little face looking at me.

It took some doing, he jumped around and scurried a little bit, no doubt afraid of the titan with unknown motives, but I eventually got him in an empty ice cream container and folded the top closed. I then drove him a few minutes away to some foliage and let him free.

First time I've ever done that, haven't ever really dealt with rodents until now. Cute lil guy! Didn't take any pics (sorry), but he was medium-sized and brownish gray in color. Hope he lives well.

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It didn't work deeper-sadness

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TERRIFYING!!!! 😱😱😱

When appearing, he looks fierce in order to frighten the conjurer or to see if they are courageous. The conjurer must be brave, and hazel wand in hand, must draw a triangle by striking towards the south, east, and upwards, then commanding Beleth into it by means of some conjurations.

kitty-cri-screm "FEAR ME MORTAL!"

Christians of Hexbear, pls explain?

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It aired March 4, 2001.

spoilerA plane gets hacked by gov g-men and remote controlled to fly into one of the twin towers. They narrowly avoid it and clip an antenna on the roof.
How the fuck? I'm stunned! Also, why is this not a regular part of 9/11 memes?

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Not sure how long this has been running, but I just found it and it's hilarious. I'm sure I'll get tired of it at some point, but for now this is nice to have on in the background.

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