chapotraphouse

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/21620752

https://www.threads.net/@kamalahq/post/DBXNdm2Kosq

we're so fucking back

Trump is like a character in a TV show who's characterization is 'petty'; you see that character always one-upping, always trying to get the last word in and you think, "yeah, I guess this makes for decent television and it moves the plot along, but nobody is actually that petty. People just don't behave like that."

but this guy, our big wet former president. He actually is television petty for real. McDonald's is his thing. It's what he's known for, he knows the menu better than the cashiers (allegedly). So when he hears Harris worked at a McDonald's at one point in her life, well. This Means War. He has to prove he's the most McDonald's candidate.

And I get this beautiful jpeg. look at it. he looks miserable. the guy in the back office looks pissed. They had to drag a camera and a bunch of secret service guys into this cramped little kitchen that barely has room for two people to pass one another. Amazing.

She really is liberalism at it's worst and most smug.

I'm both unhappy Trump won, and glad she lost in such a humiliating way. That she'll die never having the one thing she's most wanted due to her own hubris.

انا سعيد في وجودي في هذا المجتمع و يعجبني جدا انكم تعرفون حقيقة الصهيونية و ان ادمغتكم ليست مغسولة من رواية الصهيونية، انا فعلا سعيد لانني عندما اتحدث، اتحدث مع ناس عقلاء يعرفون كل شي يدور حواليهم، انني اريد ان اشكر محمد صديقي جدا لانه هو الذي عرفني عليكم و كان هذا شرف كبير لي بمعرفتكم ي اصدقاء و اريد ان اشكركم على كل شي قدمتوه للقضية الفلسطنية

It's pretty interesting, and definitely useful for dispelling the common notion of him in the West as merely a crazy, violent, Jew-hating religious nutcase.

A lot of good stuff, but I'd say this is the money quote:

What was [the occupation's] purpose? Raising killers? Have you watched the video where a soldier shoots at us as if we were bowling pins? And he laughs, laughs. They (the Jewish people) were people like Freud, Einstein, Kafka. Experts of maths and philosophy. Now they are experts of drones, of extrajudicial executions.

from https://xcancel.com/AryJeay/status/1848119076536934481

unfunnily guy

By giving white an extra half point, they would win games that would otherwise be tied, giving every* game a clear winner.

I never...

Okay I sometimes...

SHUT UP

In it the one old lady name drops "The Squad" saying that Kamala is protecting them, implying they don't care about or help along antisemitism. And then the other old lady says (paraphrasing) "I've never voted republican but I'm voting for Trump" meaning he will protect her/them.

One of them also drops an "Oy Vey"

Trump's campaign is literally antisemitic but it works because they paint the left as the REAL antisemites because we're opposed to Zionism.

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I'm not going to either. You can't make me. I can't even imagine what it sounds like and I won't try.

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context

German media is currently plastering the image of a Palestinian burning in his hospital bed everywhere - not because they’re outraged over Israel’s crime against humanity, but because they’re demanding a politician who shared said image critically to resign over “antisemitism“

"Sorry, I need you to come in today, I can't afford to hire more people." 💅

n/t

Time to start committing all the toilet crimes