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George Washington once lowered an opponent's wife into a vat of acid at a party.

Can haz

What if I see him murdering someone?

Hey, we're learning, okay?

Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck. I got six ducks out there, and they all want Sun Chips!

I have a rotation of Final Fantasy 4-8 and Chrono Trigger that I play on my phone. Sometimes I go a few years without playing, but overall I've lost count of how many times I've played in the 10 years I've had a smartphone.

That's nose pocky

Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

I always thought Klingon hair was more 80s

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

Daim, that's a sweet erth

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam