z500

joined 2 years ago
[–] z500@startrek.website 12 points 1 year ago

Bobby has created the opposite of art

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Captain Buck Angel

[–] z500@startrek.website 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] z500@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Sh-sh-shaaa

[–] z500@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Whenever the sadness kicks in I just replay the meal highlights in my head lol

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

🇬🇧 fantasy
🇮🇹 fantasia
🇫🇷 fantaisie
🇨🇿 fantazie
🇸🇰 fantazia
🇷🇺 фантазия
🇩🇪 FANTASIE

[–] z500@startrek.website 54 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

[–] z500@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

Mkay so let's first start off with the jalapeno cheese pouch.

[–] z500@startrek.website 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But "was killed" is literally a passive construction

[–] z500@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

turns around, secretly reaches into pocket and retrieves a brand new tomato

A-ha! The first tomato grown in space, which I definitely didn't lose, was here this whole time!

[–] z500@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One of my greatest fears is that there is a fourth dimension of space where they are watching us, only inches away. Waiting.

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