I'd like to use my 50:50 lifeline, Alex.

A contested convention, while rare, would be legal.

...b-but I've been here the whole time?

Yes, someone does care.

You do.

Next question.

They're literally the analog of in-game achievements.

This is rage bait, surely.

Oh yeah. That's definitely the only bonus reason. Nothing else.

I think this is a Chik-Fil-A parking lot stop sign—the branding is spot on.

EDIT: Actually, I think I recognize the surroundings, too. This is the Chick-Fil-A off Hobbs Rd in Huntsville, Alabama: https://maps.app.goo.gl/fod76mqmB7sNhEqE7

You mean apostrophe's.

I think you pull it off pretty well.

This is a resonator. You put one or more fossils inside it to alch gear with a guaranteed set of affixes.

Guys, it's okay - the lawmaker was only threatening to molest the wife nonviolently.

They were given to Active Duty servicemembers, too - not just veterans. It took months to get a replacement device.

(Source: me)