That must be one rock solid relationship.
thirdtower
My biggest regret ever was not buying an electric Toto bidet.
SERIOUSLY do not cheap out on it.
It is worth every cent.
You'd want one with front feminine wash and has warm water.
It's the same philosophy with what's wrong with wiping your ass with tee pee, wiping still leaves a large amount around and in there, but instead of your asshole, it's the privates.
The bonus is that if you're really having a bad time on the toilet, the spray gets it out. Same thing for the front. Gets it all out.
If that isn't enough, the warm feeling of the water should be really comforting.
If all else fails, a heated seat will do it.
I'm a guy though, so I can't really vouch how effective that wash is.
May want to see if you can afford an electric bike with off-road tires.
You might be able ride where you walk.
Are you able to bike/scooter to work?
I agree, less than half can mean nearly anything less than half.
It's a bad choice of words for that reason alone, too open to interpretation.
Nearly half is more constricted and reasonably really close to half to interpret.