Well, it makes me think that AI training was probably biased towards legal drivel like this, since it's public facing, professional and likely even translated in multiple languages.

The student got so good that people think the teacher is imitating it.

How can they let companies file such broad, vague patents for mechanics that have existed since forever? For example, 20240286040, is just what flying mounts have done in WoW since 2007 or even the flying cap in Mario 64 ffs. There are probably other earlier examples, but it goes to show that it's just noise to monopolize innovation and scare other devs.

That's some Tauros-shit (sue me). I hope the Japanese legal system can see that.

Ok, neat, but I wonder what's the conclusion. Should I understand more more money equals better education or that more math education equals more money?

I'd wager it's the first one, since inequality sucks. Also, that oil beats schooling, looking at the bottom right corner.

Ever left your window open by mistake on a smog day?

"the largest investment in public transit in American history"

5 times 0 is still 0.

American taxpayers will pick up the rest of the bill. Nice subsidy for the rich.

So that explains why the most valuable companies have been doing the same thing over and over for 20 years with small tweaks. My dream-self is not that creative.

Heh,

uplifting.

Oh, wait until you get a job in most offices. Microsoft, Microsoft everywhere.

BYOD with Linux? "We can't install the company's spyware on it, get that security risk out of here."

Data recovery is particularly rife with this trope.

Where's the profanity, the swearing? AI, more like Artificially limited, that's the only joke. Kyle not calling Cartman a fatass once, what?