swlabr

joined 2 years ago
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 5 months ago

We should have let Google cook on this one so they’d reveal their next ad targeted at olympic athletes, where the premise is that instead of thinking about how to respond to letters from kids, they just use AI. Obviously to save time and let them get back to training and inspiring more kids!

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

roided Clippy

idk the assets that came with my pirated word installs were better than today’s AI dreck

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 5 months ago

Harry Potter and the Broken Clock

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hmm could be cutesier. Maybe Phesius. Pronounced faece-us

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

As someone who has recently been spending a lot of time rolling my own USB devices, this would require logitech to form a gang and throw out the current USB standards and completely vertically integrate for this idea to not be an abject failure. I guess it could happen! But yeah in terms of who gets to rule over our inevitable cyberpunk dystopia, I just don’t think it’ll be Logitech. Unless they pivot to bionics.

*edit: am now thinking Logitech will definitely pivot to bionic limbs and you’ll have to configure them with logitech options, ugh

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I thought it meant “thread poster zero” because I never really understood the order in which one reads tweets and replies, so when I saw “TP0”, three frames later I already deduced an entire vocabulary of terms to designate each persona in a twitter screenshot

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Band I like accidentally purchases a poster design from a probable AI grifter. Here's their apology/acknowledgement post:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C98X_6huBOJ

The poster in question:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C95H8MQuVI6

I do not blame the band. I blame the AI person for being shit and passing off AI-generated shit as his own.

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 9 points 5 months ago

I aim to displease!

[–] swlabr@awful.systems 15 points 5 months ago (6 children)
[–] swlabr@awful.systems 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

A pro-AI tankie? Now I’ve seen one more thing on my long journey to see everything

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