slopjockey

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...because the shooter hid it from the cameras. What a shocker.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 15 points 1 week ago

I've been a big fan of HN comments lately

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago

It's so embarrassing to watch upper-middle class (at best!) rationalists get their panties in a twist over Luigi. At least the right wing talking heads are getting paid, these guys are just mad he did things instead of tweeting about things.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Lots of developments in the UHC shooter case

  • They (probably) caught him

  • He's even hotter without his three identical jackets

  • He's a Thielhead

Not very happy with how this day's going

https://xcancel.com/pepmangione

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's what she said? That's literally so much funnier than any of the memes

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 7 points 2 months ago

Is that a Henry Ford reference? Very clever lol

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh man that is so grim

Kronvold, 38, was given an FKU test in 2014 before the birth of her second child, a boy, and again recently while pregnant with her third child. Speaking through an intermediary, she told the Guardian that on this last occasion she was told it was to see if she was “civilised enough”.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 6 points 2 months ago

I think the real picture is the one depicting the man with a mullet, a receding hairline, a black eye, a more blacked out eye, and a body slathered in baby oil.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 10 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Art's value is determined by two measurable factors: prettiness at a glance, and ungarbled signage, artist motivations be damned. With this in mind we can predict other advancements in entertainment (all art is entertainment!)

For example, future pro boxing matches will be performed by rock'em sock'em robots in skin suits. They can score more points than humans. Soccer will be performed by restaurant server robots...in skin suits. Humans will still have a place in Olympic skiing and swimming so long as human pleather warps in water.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 12 points 2 months ago

Is Google lacing their free coffee??? How could a woman with at least one college degree believe that the government is even mechanically capable of dissolving into a throne for Eric Schmidt.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 9 points 2 months ago

Words words words and more words that link to even more words (that you can ctrl-f for the relevant bits!)

 

Hermansson logged in to Google and began looking up results for the IQs of different nations. When he typed in “Pakistan IQ,” rather than getting a typical list of links, Hermansson was presented with Google’s AI-powered Overviews tool, which, confusingly to him, was on by default. It gave him a definitive answer of 80.

When he typed in “Sierra Leone IQ,” Google’s AI tool was even more specific: 45.07. The result for “Kenya IQ” was equally exact: 75.2.

Hmm, these numbers seem very low. I wonder how these scores were determined.

 

This has convinced me more and more that the only possible way forward that’s not a dystopian hellscape is total freedom of all AI for anyone to do with as they wish. Anything else is forcing values

This dude also posts a direct link to a race-bait bluecheck two comments down, further cementing hn AI threads as downstream frog twitter.

I know this one might be stretching it a bit, but every comment on this post is sneer-worthy, every single one.

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