shyguyblue

joined 1 year ago
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or schools expeling you for truancy...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

The Mosquito was a device for keeping teenagers away from the entrance of stores. It emits a tone so high, only yoots can hear it, us old fucks can't hear it, lol.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Ugh, as the loser that once tried this tactic, it's a coward move.

But some of us didn't get parents, so conflict resolution was always "I'm the parent and i didn't remember asking you a fucking question!?" (Actual quote from my sperm donor).

So we "win" by going limp and getting the other party frustrated enough to leave us alone...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

To Sto'Vo'Kor!

RIP Kurn, son of Mogh

Edit: i just realized I wanted a Klingon to "rest in peace". Fight the good fight in the afterlife, warrior.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If i had ever done this to my dad, he would have beat the shit out of me...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world -2 points 1 week ago

Yup. No point in being a decent person anymore. I've never been arrested, never touched a kid (backhands don't count, little bitch was asking for it), and i pay deferral income and land owner taxes

But I'm to be put to death because I'm gay. Fights over, decency lost.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

During my last week of high school, someone in my English class asked, out loud, "why do people read!?"

That was the first year ish of no child left behind. It's only going to get worse, so so much worse.

There are stories from years ago about colleges having to offer remedial math classes for incoming students...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Suicide rate about to chime in.

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hack n slash games: disable weapon "trails".

I don't need a motion blur the size of a city bus everytime i swing my weapon...

[–] shyguyblue@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Oh honey, the last name isn't the (main) problem...

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