Oh no!
Anyway, how’s your weekend been going?
Oh no!
Anyway, how’s your weekend been going?
I’m personally more a fan of curses of wicked inconvenience.
Eg, “May you never find the pebble pressing into the sole of your foot, even after you’ve removed your shoe and your sock”
or, “May you always run out of toilet paper when you most need it, every time, no matter where you are”
continues to fantasise about other such curses
May we all only share and receive kindness.
Well said, @cokeslutgarbage
Wild guess, reading between the lines:
Dad had an extramarital affair. His squeeze got preggers. Dad is suddenly pro-choice.
Mom finds out about the affair and the pregnancy and is now mad at dad.
OP only knows what his parents have shared, intentionally or not.
Don’t forget AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Towing Service
Continually inspired with amazing ideas. But the moment you try to write them down or describe to anyone else, they just fade away.
Like waking up after an amazing dream and trying to remember it long enough to tell anyone else.
You are in for a treat, friend. Watch it when you have the time.
(Galaxy Quest, as the other poster mentioned.)
See also "fell into a hole".
One floor should be reserved for running around barefoot on broken glass while bad guys chase after you to keep you from interfering with their elaborate heist.
A fartiste, you might say
I've taken to using a checklist on my phone that I update daily. However, remembering to use it is still a problem at times.
So my B-tier power would be Remembers To Use Checklist At Least Once A Day Man.
Give us this day our daily bandwidth,
And forgive us our connectivity issues,
As we forgive those who disrupt our signal.