pinkystew

Is there anything that could happen this year that would change your mind? About some cops being okay.

Oh that's why yoplait is so fucking good

It's not though it has a z on the end

Why is ass censored? If you're too lazy to fix the meme don't post it.

You would be fun to trip with

Gape my culinary horizons daddy

Oh no! 🫠

Shit I just noticed her face, looks like she got dragged behind a semi

My most satisfying sexual experience was with a small dude

I begged him for a second date. I think he was self-conscious about it. Dude was marriage material

:)

My kitty is young and wants to play fight but won't scratch or bite me. I think she's afraid I'll get mad? Like, girl, you can maul my shit and I will keep going

Monkey's paw twist: Your payment is new printed money, devaluing the currency