phikshun

Well the FBI isn't going to arrest the FBI, lol

Aw, they don't have Sertraline in my size.

You'll end up with PTSD, divorced and homeless, but think of all the brown people you'll get to kill in the name of our Lord and Savior, Walt Disney.

The scam economy, brought to you by Late Stage Capitalism. Super cool and fun.

Seems like the correct number of Pandas to find in the Americas 🤷

They will. Just gotta solve that climate change real quick then they'll get right on that.

Buzz Killington gotta protect those big pharma profits.

Best we can do is WW3, sorry 😬

Ghouls

I am in favour of the jobs the comet will create.

Yeah man bullets are expensive

I hope you enjoyed the taste of food while it lasted. This does not portend good things.