[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If I'm ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

I've been the person to talk to interviewees before. I told them the good and the bad. We feel it's better to be upfront and let them make an informed choice rather than hiring them only to have them quit in a year or two.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago

Don't talk to Margot that way!

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submitted 9 months ago by ooklamok@lemmy.world to c/lemmyapps@lemmy.world

Are there any apps that feature swiping between posts?

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Does Data have cold skin?

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Swipe capability (lemmy.world)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by ooklamok@lemmy.world to c/syncforlemmy@lemmy.world

Would it be possible to get the ability to swipe between posts?

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

And always disconnect while you're in the middle of speaking.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

You know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

Porcupines have the pricks on the outside.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Handbook for the Recently Diseased

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

These are all older, so you're not seeing them in order. I think he has always had a mix.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Deep. Fried. Tacos.

With American cheese.

2 for a dollar.

[-] ooklamok@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

You and G.O.B. were like those biblical brothers, Gallant and, um... Goofuth.

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