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[–] nuke@yah.lol 41 points 11 months ago (4 children)

You laugh but those hats conceal advanced ERA that protect from Javelin top down attack.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 12 points 11 months ago

+1 Food (Kim's personal food stash, 0.1 turn, it wont last long)
-2 Military (Russia, 3 turns, the busted ass ammo exploded in your face)
-100 Foreign Relations (Everyone realizes how far you've fallen when you had to hit up North Korea for a weapons fix, your offspring will feel this shame for generations)

[–] nuke@yah.lol 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

This is precisely why we've kept Floridaman around for so long. He's our last line of defense. When they finally come for us, we're letting that motherfucker loose. May God have mercy on us all

[–] nuke@yah.lol 43 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Context: Brazil orders troops to the border amid Venezuela's plans to annex their neighbor. Brazilian army truck explodes on way to border. https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/caminhao-do-exercito-explode-apos-acidente-na-fronteira-com-a-guiana/

[–] nuke@yah.lol 6 points 11 months ago

Lo encontré = Found him

It's the Saddam meme because of all their similarities

[–] nuke@yah.lol 42 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 27 - If you don't have enough nightvision to go around, consider irradiated soil like the Red Forest. Not only will your troops enjoy the historic views, but the glowing ambiance really livens up night operations! Who knows, could also get a cool mutation.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 51 points 11 months ago

The Art of War by SHO IGU: Chapter 2 - When planning to capture a city in three days, always remember to pack a lunch... and maybe dinner. And breakfast for the next few months, just in case.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 21 points 11 months ago (6 children)
[–] nuke@yah.lol 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Something like this

[–] nuke@yah.lol 67 points 11 months ago

False equivalency, the Moskva is a submarine.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Log Entry

Subject #47, post ingestion of Substance-6∆V, exhibits a stable yet enigmatic state. Initial analysis suggests successful integration with the host's biology however we are witnessing cellular transformations at an highly unexpected rate. Notably, the subject developed █████, which shouldn't even be possible and frankly I'm concerned ██████████████████. Further monitoring is essential, especially after last week's █████ incident and ███████████. The potential implications are ██████████████.

[–] nuke@yah.lol 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I like big ships and I cannot lie
You other sailors can't deny
That when a ship sails in with an itty bitty wake
And a big hull in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cause you noticed that ship was stuffed
Deep in the sea she's fairing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

 
 
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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by nuke@yah.lol to c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works
 

Source is from the alien website

 

Context: USS Pinckney (DDG-91) is the first of the U.S. Navy Arleigh Burke class destroyers to receive a cutting edge electronic warfare upgrade. https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/navy-destroyer-looks-significantly-different-after-major-upgrade

 
 
 
 

I hope I don't have to explain this one. No, NASA is not fighting Russia. It's just vatnik cope

 
 
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