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@seth @BombOmOm

I zip tied a harmonica to the bottom of my neighbors Tesla.

@jeffw @givesomefucks

I usually bring peanuts and cigarettes to throw at them. That is how it works if I recall.

@WaxiestSteam69 @18_24_61_b_17_17_4

My favorite part of the story is when they find him stiff on the toilet and then dress him in these shoes before the weekend at bernie parade.

@Varyk @zarkanian Florida is too woke for Florida. It's all gonna come crashing down soon like a house of cards in the wind.

@Lucidlethargy @MicroWave

I refuse to drive through Texas and I do not do layovers in Texas on the grounds that their supreme court supports road side cavity searches by law enforcement. Nothing Texas for me.