Someday I'll know where babies come from.

slow clap and wipes a tear

First of all, keep up the good work, it sounds like you're an awesome dad and husband my man. I never wanted kids but I now have 6, some of them put me through some shit but I wouldn't trade any of it for a child-free life.

Man, if you only knew my parents, hell if I only knew my parents.

Trust me, there are people who think it's a sin to use the word "burden" when speaking of kids. They are insane IMO

Haven't you ever heard of "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"? Some people love the look and get laid. You also don't get mods to make yourself look better, you do it because YOU like it, simple.

I read somewhere that Tetris has sold 520 million copies world wide.

EDIT: I read the article and they make the distinction of Teris having sold 520 million copies but it's a total of variations. Do they not consider Minecraft also has variants as well (Xbox One, Xbox 360, Bedrock, Java, Pocket Edition which are the "same" game but different)? All I know for sure is I bought like 7 or more copies of Minecraft so they better thank me lol.

Wow, just wow.

MSG

About 150lbs and the fact I don't want my ballsack hanging out my jorts.

Holy crap do I feel left out. I've been using SwiftKey since before M$ purchased it and since then it has gotten better (except that stupid Bing hub AI BS). I think I've been using SwiftKey for like 9 years now.

Not if I'm wearing a crop top and my pants are tucked under my belly.