meatwads_tooth

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[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I was around 21-22 years old. My step-dad got a boat and we had a big family picnic at the bay. We went tubing and started with the youngest sibling up to the oldest, me. Each of us got a progressively more intense ride. I knew I was up for a crazy ride, so I sat cross-legged IN the tube. That was a huge mistake and very dangerous, always lay on top of the tube in case what I'm about to tell you ever happens to you.

It was fine for a few minutes, despite the intensity. Suddenly, the way the boat turned combined with the wake and position I was sitting, the actual tube launched out from the cover/rope that attaches to the boat and that wrapped around my neck and luckily, one of my arms. I was pulled behind the boat for a few minutes, slowly blacking out, as I finally came to, floating naked in the bay. Luckily my step-brother noticed the tube was gone and told him to stop the boat. No idea when my bathing suit got ripped off but luckily it was floating nearby. I had a huge rope-burnrash across my chest, under my arm, and around my neck. Pretty sure if it wouldn't have went under my arm, it would have snapped my neck.

That was well over a decade ago and I haven't been in the ocean since.

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hurray! Thanks a ton!

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Any idea when you might get around to the 2nd winners of the games that have 2? We know you're a busy person and you're great nonetheless. Was just curious :]

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

~bchichitkikitkichbikititbchikta BHNUHBNNA BUHNNUHNUHNA~

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Super cool of you to do! I've definitely been curious to try Hogwarts Legacy.

Random fact I learned recently; dragonflies are statistically the most successful predatora on the planet with a 96% success rate. For comparison, a lion is about 27-34% successful while hunting.

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Therizinosaurus! When I saw the previews for the new Jurassic World movie and they teased it, I got chills. I was so stoked.

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 62 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Somewhere around 2010 I was playing Modern Warfare 2 with my homie and we ended up in a match against a clan. They were talking a lot about Limp Bizkit. We asked how this one guy knew so much about them, and he said "cause I'm the singer haha."

Dude shared the website to his clan which had his gamertag and sure as hell I was playing CoD with Fred Durst. He was really chill.

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Awesome point, yea, the "commoners" need to be disarmed.

So you were around plenty of guns in your childhood? As a child, you knew what an AR-15 was?

Hmmm. It's almost like children growing up around guns, especially those exposed to rifles as you mentioned, became comfortable and used to them, know how to use them, and where to get them.

Cool graphic you shared in an attempt to justify gun violence. Ml

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That would generally be something I agree with, but this is a much different scenario. Voting against Trump is definitely the move.

[–] meatwads_tooth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

He definitely goes off.

 
 
 

 
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