As an old Perl jockey, you can pry my backticks out of my cold, dead hands.

After School Satan Club would be such a great name for a band.

At least the NYT came up with an accurate headline this time.

We need to find out what churches folks like this are being indoctrinated in and forcibly shut them down.

Very disappointing not to see an #if 0 (my personal go-to for decades) in this meme. 😞

The text in the image represents how accurate it tends to be whenever I try to OCR a document.

There is so much to unwrap here.

Aaaaaaaand it's gone! https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-republicans-vote-speaker-nominee-third-time-rcna121675

This is one of the stupidest things I've seen online in a very long time, and of course I laughed for a solid minute. Well done, OP.

My grandchildren are going to be very excited to get this new XBox! - some Grandma somewhere

Yes but you can't use a hard n

Bystander: She's apneic and has no pulse! I'm beginning CPR!

Commences compressions

Patient: Uh actually I have a boyfriend