Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

The key is to partially cook the bacon before wrapping the whatever.

Most of the hate is because of the maintainers not maintaining their security certificates. Another similar distro is EndeavourOS, which I personally prefer. But either way, find what works for you.

Yeah. That's more like Miracle Whip.

Turning West Virginia into a lake would be quite a benefit.

There are FOUR parts!

Dude from high school contacted me out of nowhere. "You seem like you're good with people. I've got an opportunity for you!" Me: "I'm an engineer with autism, what do you think?"

He seemed truly surprised that I wouldn't jump at the opportunity. And to top it off, he never could tell me exactly what he was trying to sell.

I was expecting the final box to say "You never had a soul to begin with!"

Chicken and Crane fries

You should probably use dough. Your hand would get severely burnt. /s

I heard that place is the bomb.

Micro-abrasive particles. Pretty much works like fine grain sandpaper. Pretty much the same principle as Magic Eraser.