TIL: there is a version of AdBlock out there that assists with bathroom trips... More information requested, please and thank you.

Lead for "ingredient X" is too spot on, made me chuckle.

My gut feeling is the previous therapist(s) said something along the lines of "It's not you, it's me."

The post appears to have been edited. It originally said something like "Everyone subconsciously associates..." Key word being Everyone, which seems to have been corrected so kudos to the OP.

So on to your point no, I do not think so. Please read again.

I associate the pause symbol (two vertical lines) with "press here to pause." I associate the playing symbol (sideways triangle) as "press here to play."

Tldr: no

They keep trying this in our small town, and they find out.

I, a fellow Super Lifegiver, acknowledge and give approval of this comic.

Proton

permanently suspended

???

Es pass nicht.

Came in to post something to this effect, you did it better than had planned out in my mind. Danke schön!

PSA: Hardened browsers (desktop or mobile) are still an option. I know it isn't but it would be difficult to convince me that the official app is better than even that.

TLDR: Hhhhhe he said "hardended." uh heh heh...

Pitter patter, get atter.