jaschop

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[–] jaschop@awful.systems 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The countersuit went so far as to ask the court to force Altman to “change its deceptive and misleading name to ClosedAI or a different more appropriate name.”

top kek

The guy (pun not intended) seems honestly as decent as you might hope for in a serial entrepreneur. Maybe a bit naive for expecting better from the players involved, but to me he comes off as endearingly earnest.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 8 points 3 months ago

Frankly, it just didn't stand out. The entire post is such a hoot. Someone must be microdosing meth again.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 15 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Phase 3: Reality Distortion (2041-2050)

2041-2043: Financial Multiverse Modeling

  • Quantum computers simulate multiple financial realities simultaneously
  • Development of "Schrödinger's Ledger" prototype, allowing superposition of financial states

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/roadmap-quantum-accounting-milestones-evolution-garrett-irmsc

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 5 points 3 months ago

This reminded me of a gag from Pyramids (discworld novel) where quantum accounting is invented to manage a reality-warping pyramid building business. So I was trying to get a quote...

...only to discover that Quantum Accounting is an actual grifting term in recent use. Please marvel at this LinkedIn post: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/roadmap-quantum-accounting-milestones-evolution-garrett-irmsc

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 10 points 3 months ago

By the way, thank you Terry Pratchett for teaching me the use of Meaningful Capitalisation.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I feel like this has to be built on a lack of appreciation for words as a facilitator of human connection. By finding means of expression and being understood we manage to link our brains together on a conceptual level. By building these skills communally we expand the possible bandwidth of connection and even the range and fidelity of our own thoughts.

This has to be motivated by a view of words as Authoritative Things that sit on shelves and bestseller lists and are authored by Smart And Successful People.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 46 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Doesn't even mention the one use case I have a moderate amount of respect for, automatically generating image descriptions for blind people.

And even those should always be labeled, since AI is categorically inferior to intentional communication.

They seem focused on the use case "I don't have the ability to communicate with intention, but I want to pretend I do."

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not sure that any time someone posts cringe on HN counts as a tech take. Maybe we can bring AI into this?

What about, enslaving prisoners is not controversial if an AI is giving the orders, since it's not a person oppressing another person. I'll take my 500M VC now please.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is "No gods, no masters, no admins" a slogan that people were seriously using? Frankly, I was just taking the piss with that bit.

[–] jaschop@awful.systems 10 points 4 months ago (6 children)

This isn't a copyright thing. This is a tech regulation thing, that creates the possibility for data protection agencies to stick their noses in AI company's business.

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