hansolo

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[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 3 points 10 hours ago

The color blue is not for rent, they're giving that shit away.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago

Yes, I understand the difference between communicable and noncommunicable disease.

The point is that media also rarely talk about these things, and people are not great at taking steps to mitigate their risk. Lots of things we can prevent, or not, still cause us lasting harm. But because those things are mundane, they are not clickbait-y enough to warrant regular coverage.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 7 points 20 hours ago

I made the same journey during COVID, ultimately arriving at a similar place that the Nicene Creed was the first in a long line of obvious retconned political and human decisions. For what is worth, I also feel like it's in the same vein as most of what Paul did, codifying and standardizing to the detriment of the source material and to the benefit of anyone willing to take charge.

I'm still genuinely shocked that anyone can read the Gospels and then not see the record-scratch pivot in tone for everything else afterwards. Well, shocked in as far as to then be disappointed at how easily a mess of addenda created something antithetical to a bunch of nebulous good vibes with no clear avenue to monetize it all.

Which, oddly enough, Buddhism does as well, but owns it as part of the process.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 23 points 21 hours ago

If a company is publicly traded, then all leaked individuals are given 50.1% controlling stock in the company, split among the victims with new stocks created for them, with unclaimed stocks held in a trust controlled by anyone that did respond to claim stocks. They can sell the stocks, or drive the company into the ground out of spite. Maybe even both.

Companies not publicly traded have 3 months to make all code used, trademarked material, and patents open source in perpetuity, and 1 year to convert their corporate structure into a non-profit.

Regardless of the size of the company, the CEO, CTO, and board must eat their weight in fried bugs. They get to pick the type of bug from a list of 5 options, and any seasoning they want. Live streams of the bug eating will be monetized and the proceeds given to orphans, under the title of "It's not a bug, its a feature."

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 16 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Yeah, but so can alcohol, smoking, microplastics, and red meat. Heart disease is back to being the #1 killer of Americans, and humans still prioritize fear over serial killers and Bird Flu rather than heart disease and car accidents.

Humans are notoriously bad at assessing risk. It's a lot of work to overcome our cognitive biases.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

I always loved the Yuppies next door played by Tasha Yar and Reg Barclay.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago

A-ris-tootle on a Chi-a-pootle.

C'mon guys, this isn't hard /s

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The easiest shot to take is against one's own team.

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (5 children)

What if we just re-name breakfast "Wokemeal"?