What I'm capable of :(

Y'all'd've done it, too!

Tasty needs Heave Ho.

I always liked this one from Peter Pan:

Ohhhh! A pirate's life is a wonderful life

A-rovin' over the sea

Give me a career as a buccaneer

As the life of a pirate for me

Ohhhh! The life of a pirate for me

Ohhhh! A pirate's life is a wonderful life

They never bury your bones

For when it's all over, a jolly sea rover

Drops in on his friend Davy Jones

Ohhhh! His very good friend Davy Jones

Ohh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

You'll find adventure and sport

But live every minute for all that is in it

The life of a pirate is short

Ohh, the life of a pirate is short

Ohh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

Without a care to behold

You carry a gun and a jug of rum

And your pockets are loaded with gold

Oh! Your pockets are loaded with gold

Ohh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

"But not forever," they say

When your neck's in a noose and you can't get loose

For the life of a pirate you'll pay

Ohh, the life of a pirate you'll pay

Ohh, a pirate's life is a wonderful life

Without a care to behold

You dig for pleasure to find some treasure

Your pockets are loaded with gold

Oh! Your pockets are loaded with gold

I'd like to see two pieces joined so that they completely separate a third piece from the rest, like real gerrymandering.

No it isn't!