get_off_the_phone

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Little Man Tate just chillin in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Better Tate than Taint.

Alex Jones is profiting from his new game on Steam — while refusing to pay the Sandy Hook families he defamed in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Do you like Alex Jones?

Ai scamming in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Hey is me, your cousin. I'm kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won't cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.

This is for real.

Thanks.

Donkeyballs

poor Dean in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

Genius at work in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Sugar gliders are little rodents, while flying squirrels are generally edible in the home. Section divided multiply G.

The true magic of DnD in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Has anyone here heard of wall-bong or is it just something my cousins invented?

Chinese villagers capture video of falling Long March rocket booster in c/hackernews@derp.foo
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

That and China doesn't have as much water to fire over.

How to respond to gf saying "I'm fat" in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Two airplanes landing at the same time with close proximity in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is what I came here for. Thank you.

Bing AI performing at its peak once again... in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

I bet you now smell great, like Mother's crazy sister Kate.

Bing AI performing at its peak once again... in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

A lesson in Input Validation in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] get_off_the_phone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?

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