garzaza77

joined 1 year ago
[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there." - ralph

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

damn i was hoping this was real and could use it as an excuse for being fat

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Delete is just the name of the new massive database they just spun up

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

you're right, it's the parents that aren't paying their fair share of taxes, not Fortune 100 companies or billionaires /s

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

what the hell is cursive?!

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

it's just too many keys to press at once i cant do it

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

lol @ Treatment of Pet Hamster by Girl Chilling Foreshadowing of How She Will Parent Her Future Children

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

my kid's stuck to wall once...

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

dude it's a satire article like the onion

[–] garzaza77@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As youngest of a family of 5, this is accurate!