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The last time my boyfriend heard "colder than a witch's tit" he reached over and touched my boob ans said, "Well they feel pretty warm to me so you need a better system of measurement."

I'm probably gonna marry him.

I really want to do the Mediterranean diet but my foot is currently in a cast and I get my groceries done once a week and veggies around here straight up do not last.... so I'm struggling.

I would unironically enjoy reading this. And satirical buying merchandise and putting a Je-Who fish on my car.

Also as my quickest early game hat, the garbage can lid is chef's kiss.

"This metal will shield me from the sun!" - my ginger ass

I love this. Nothing like standing in a field, cromching an unwashed veggie.

I've only played a few minutes of Witcher 3 so far and even I know Ciri is an apprentice to Geralt! I said to myself, "I don't know who these people are yet but I guess she'll be the main character in a sequel."

A tree with a beard by any other name would be equally a beardy tree.

...the appropriation of that Shakespeare quote really tried to get away from me at the end there.

Dbzer0 is where I went and after seeing all the content I wasn't seeing because world had defederated, I'm really enjoying myself.

My brain provided, unbidden, "What's in your pants?"

"A library card!"

It's stage diving, and then "stage surfing."

I want to open it overseas! Export some actual American culture.

I also want to have special football nights where we put the game on and do snack food appetizers. Pigs in a blanket, a couple crackpots of little smokies, chips and dip. There's a big sign out front that says when we offer tea we mean southern style sweet tea, so please ask for unsweetened if that's what you want!

So many ways this could be done right.

Stoked to be part of the answering force!