Hello? Pizzahut? Yes this is hospital, your patriotic disc muncher is pretty mangled up over here. Please dispense calories

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I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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Science is philosophy. Somewhere along the way people seem to have forgotten that

Rules are what separates us from the animals

• LinkedIn

• Realistic expectations

Pick one

Cognitive dissonance is a bitch

Surprisingly wholesome

Transistor comes to mind. There’s comic violence so take that into account but the story really is awesome. I finished it over Christmas a few years ago and has stuck with me. It’s from the studio who went on to make Hades.

“You may have descended from monkeys but not me” from my grandma. She was a stubborn woman who had a hard time adjusting to the idea of evolution. I’m mostly atheist but I still get a kick out of this one

This and other jokes you can tell yourself