dustbunnies

from what I understand, this

parents who are so annoying that they are given this role to shut them up

is not a thing here, which might be because we're in a pretty rural, pretty poor area, and there aren't enough bored parents with enough disposable income

parents who are in industries big enough to have a plan to recruit from primary school

there are no big industries here anymore.

from primary school

this is actually secondary school – my son will graduate high school next spring

I actively read the newsletter every week and have never seen them ask for volunteers 🤷

bump amber whataboutism volcel police

u know me

bump amber whataboutism volcel police

[u know me(https://youtu.be/DmHBQDOLvoc)

where's the lie

It’s much easier to lean to republicans and middle of the road voters because you wouldn’t have to offer much

our politics run on money in the US, and this is where the money is: "Nothing Will Fundamentally Change."

hilarious bit, we should all do this

the title image is the beginning of the list

I asked my kid for what the options actually were when he told me how bummed out he was by them

once I saw them, I was similarly bummed. how terribly uninspiring.

we live near-ish to several nationally-respected universities, they could have had speakers about so much more interesting shit

guaranteed that the people who facilitate this thing every year are barely paid enough to give a fuck, I don't hate them for not hunting down people from outside our county to inspire our kids. I hate capitalism for making the educational system be set up in such a way that the person in charge of this shit just takes whatever is easiest instead of trying to offer a range of options.

don't worry, none of the nurses here wear masks

I found out all about it when my mom was in the ICU a couple years ago

the healthcare professionals here do not understand airborne pathogens, as far as I can tell

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like, there's so much that is missing from this list, but we have Military plus Drone Pilot, like those are actually separate things

it's just so bleak, the difference between what they're telling kids now about their future versus what I was told in the late 90s is just wild. "learn to oppress, or else" seems to be the sum of it

that punchline to the bleakness of the career options was the entire reason for making the post

reasonable people would say it was silly to the point of caricature to make your fictional teacher cheerleading the fascist police state to be named after the definitional characteristic that made them safe from the repercussions of said fascist police state, but here we are

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