dullbananas

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[Very unique spam email sent from a foreign country to my git email. Some parts redacted.]

Pakistan Cybercrime Cell / Computer Centre Police Headquarters,2-Dev Samaj Road, Lahore

DECREE FROM COURT.

We have detected your Internet IP address activities. It is quite unfortunate to turn your official or private Internet into a [redacted] cyber especially when the victims are women and minor children.

Our laboratories are equipped with state of the art spider/crawling digital software and equipment, having forensic capabilities such as extraction of deleted data from hard disks and mobile phones, imaging and hash value calculation, forensic servers and portable forensic tools for on-site examination, facility to extract data from latest Android or IOS as well as Chinese phones.

Based on the above, it is extremely difficult for any victim to consciously or unconsciously visit [redacted] sites without being digitally captured. More information or clarification on the court order will be made available to you upon receipt of your response within 24 hours; our office operates 24 hours / 5 days.

Be assured that serious legal action will be taken against you if you fail to respond to this notice within 12 hours of receipt. To forewarn is to forearm.

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Not something Daniel Suelo buys

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

And Jesus flips tables that have too much revenue on them

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yes if they tempt you to be imperfect

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca -2 points 4 days ago

Hat only breeds hat

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca -5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

More precisely, you end up feeling more like a victim of the negative emotions that tempt you

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

I quit looking at nudity and now GNU + Linux feels like enough novelty for me

 

Edit: including corruption of superblocks

 

I got away with using Liberation Serif instead of Times New Roman btw

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

lip service to the idea

Where do they do even that?

 

Me: Blessed Carlo Acutis, pray for us.

Carlo: God, send your cosmic rays to scramble the bits in the superblocks of his BTRFS partition.

Me. Hehe it's the protegent "i lost my deeta" thing in real life

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Vote for supporters of ranked choice voting

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca -2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Linus Torvalds might have been a bad influence on you

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I'm not being sarcastic. I'm so used to toxic Lemmy users that I didn't realize how surprising it is that typical feedback is much worse than yours. While I mostly disagree with your comment, it is unique because I don't need more clarification of it.

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