clockwork_axolotl

joined 1 year ago
[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 year ago

Builders stop building during a lack of building crisis. Totally normal, nothing to see here folks. /s

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago

Pffft as if I would get confused by that.

Everyone knows Great Britain is the North Sea garbage patch.

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I recommend asking these people how they propose putting it back to sleep.

The faces they make as they proceed to have a stroke is genuine funny shit.

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Something Something "the real joke is always in the comments"

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 year ago

Thats right. I'm here for a short time. (Mom come pick me up, I am not having fun. Why did you force me to be social)

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Noone should have respect for English. English does not even respect itself by having consistent grammatical rules, or by having a distinction between the letters "C" and "K".

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago

You gotta just ignore these people, they are stuck on the final boss - reading comprehension.

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

Asked the wife and she told me it looks like dog shit, my love of refried beans has blinded me and I will now take myself out back

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I looked at this image and thought damn that looks kinda tasty, miss me with that kale though.

Then I read the community is shittyfoodporn.

Am I broken guys?

[–] clockwork_axolotl@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

The Judeo-Christian roots that allowed the US to engage in the trans Atlantic slave trade for 400 years? The religion that actively participated in a content wide extermination campaign against the natives?

Could have said the ethics would be protected by deez nuts, I would have honestly been more placated