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Looks like meat's off the menu boys, but we've got this suspicious looking pizza

You talking to me?

Can I interest you in our lord and saviour, carnivorous plants?

Is Dr Patches' degree medical or academic?

Hard to get more traditional than this!

Ugh, my username is also Bort

If the mouth is closed then crocs have their teeth poking out, gators don't. If the mouth is open then consider running away.

That's a kookaburra

Just a lowly, lowly cook

Night Drive - Chromatics

Have you tried calling the new number for the emergency services recently? Fortunately there's a little jingle to help you remember it.

Even these lads can tell this isn't a car