assayer

joined 1 year ago

I'm going to say... Better Than Naked! [OC] in c/boobs@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dang, I was hoping to learn some mopping tips. Nevertheless, I am still curious.

Fully clothed but barefoot [OC] in c/gonemild@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Agreed. 🤌

I'm going to say... Better Than Naked! [OC] in c/boobs@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A mopping tutorial that went awry?

How do you feel about heart shaped pussy lips? in c/asiansgonewild@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Strongly approve.

I'm going to say... Better Than Naked! [OC] in c/boobs@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is amazing! Your boobs look hot, but your thighs are stunning.

Squeezing into my old jeans... [OC] in c/ass@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I prefer thinking about them sliding off. 😍

Sunbathing position [OC] in c/facedownassup@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whoa, that's hot. 🥵 I keep trying to come up with a clever response, but then get distracted by your astounding ass.

Booty and art 😊 in c/ass@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago

You have such a nice ass 🤩 The artwork is pretty nice too.

If National Geografic did a documentary on sightings of wild creatures on secluded beaches around the world... [OC] [F] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I figured that might be the case. Then let's say that your astounding photography certainly set the viewers' heart racing. Your back side is mouth watering.

If National Geografic did a documentary on sightings of wild creatures on secluded beaches around the world... [OC] [F] in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The photographer's heart must have been racing to be so close to such a fierce and wild creature. 🤠

8/25/23 LemmyNSFW Site Announcements Thread in c/lemmynsfw@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

Whoa. http://vger.app is quite impressive.

It's cold tonight, we might need an extra blanket... in c/ass@lemmynsfw.com

[–] assayer@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It took me a while to notice there were no plants. I don't think staying warm would be the issue, you are smoking hot and I am an inferno of want. 🥵