portraying people who pretend to be better just because they use a specific distro
How exactly is your setup going to be better
it won't have all the bloat and will reflect who I really am
How the fuck is this satire? It's literally just shaming someone for having different priorities. Like the only attempts at "comedy" here are actually just going for low hanging fruit "I use arch BTW", the entire vegan t-shirt thing, the receding hairline.
Don't talk to me.