TheShane

Boom chika wah waaah!

Green M&M is hot, with very long legs!

Make a pouch for over your shoulders, then you don't even have to hold the cat-in-the-bag.

Cats are AH's.

I would have expected that the owner of the submarine pieces would be footing the bill for this. After all, he is at the head of this fuck-up.

NTA.

A rental inspection is simply a quick fly-through by the agent. It's not like they need to pull up the carpet to look for water damage.

I think your flatmate is a little dramatic, and sounds like he lives with a "glass half-empty" kind of vibe.

Tell them I hate them!

No, give it time.

There'll be assholes here, before you know it!

This was my reaction!

Reddit?

I'd that like Digg or Tumblr? Doesn't ring a bell...

Vitamins, electrolyte drinks, maybe pudding cups that won't upset your stomach...

In large quantities... It will make your bum like a sluice gate!

I know I will. Now...