StrongHorseWeakNeigh

I think it's condescending to assume people are so unwell that they can't answer a text message without being mothered.

Sounds like a them problem

I'm just some stranger on the internet but feel free to message if you want a friendly ear

That sounds tough. Hope the view on the horizon is a little brighter than your current situation.

I'll never tell

I like the implication that they planned on him being dumb and having a small penis

They also make horse insemination devices

Not a parent but as someone who currently attends a public school, I'm not terribly worried. Security is really tight now.

The only thing I know for sure the country of origin would be my bourbon.

Excuse me while I get my bottle of lotion...

Wouldn't it be funny if they actually just never made another comic.