Skoobie

The Space Race ended without closing ceremonies.

Salty but also kind of fresh. It's not super fishy but still clearly tastes of the ocean. The texture is a lot of fun in your mouth. And seriously, it's a perfect pizza topping. People give me looks when I tell them this story purely because of the "Papa John's" qualifier. But if you just consider flavor profiles, of course they go well together lol.

Maybe when he was still CEO 😂

Ok, so not exactly. The tin was split evenly amongst the 5 members of my family. I used my portion as a pizza topping. My brothers did crackers and cheese. I don't recall what my parents did. They probably put it in the fridge for later and forgot it.

Ah, now I will admit to there having been a potential nuance. I certainly would want a trial before an execution, for instance. But I also think it would be wrong to assume these scientists were completely morally innocent. Maybe I could be persuaded from my earlier opinion of "You always shoot a Nazi" but there needs to be something to show. A diary entry saying "I'm not sure about this Hitler fella." Something.

To be frank, it would be hard to siphon out truth from fiction at this point from personal accounts. That said, of course I distinguish between a forced Nazi accomplice and a sympathizer. I am not suggesting that they should be treated the same. I am suggesting that the U.S. was so zealous in its efforts to defeat the Russians that it wasn't making distinctions.

You should talk to some of my peers from high school lol. You'd swear there was a DrugLand and TerroristLand if you listened to them 😂

No, I'm referring to the transferring of coldness. It's true they don't water down your drink. I'm here to say, tho, that they don't chill your drink really either lol.

It's such an American thing to declare a war on that which lacks sentience only to, decades later, realize you can't win a war against something that lacks sentience lol.

I apologize if I'm misreading. Are you suggesting that it would be wrong to shoot a Nazi?

Fuck Nancy. Our country would be in a better place if she'd never existed.

Lots of shower thoughts actually aren't. This was. Good job.