Seltzer

It's called celibacy, and it's voluntary in this context.

Well, ackchtually...

My hair type is just like yours! Get yourself some curl defining lotion; it helps to tame the frizz!

I don't know your personal style, but try out a ponytail. It's a really cute look with big curly hair like yours!

Did you call it broccoli just to have extra post engagement?

Kickass dude. Thanks!

Literally haven't gone back since. Fuck any service that thinks it's the "end all be all".