SARGE

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[–] SARGE@startrek.website 19 points 3 months ago

Legit, my old job required a 90-day change, and I once logged into a system I could do monetary damage on with ease, because I took a guess at my manager's password based on how long it had been since he told it to me during an emergency.

He did what every single person I spoke to did. "password 01" changed to "password 02" and I just tried twice, and sure enough he had changed it three times since he had told me.

While I wouldn't be ruining the company as a whole, I could have easily fucked over the individual location because scheduled password changes just ensure people use predictable passwords.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 31 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"Okay, cool. Family knows when to drop a subject. Good luck!"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 3 months ago

I could listen to a 10 hour version of the intro to St James Infirmary.

It slaps hard

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That microscope looks a lot like a pair of binoculars glued to a small sewing machine...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Two rules:

1: two is one, one is none.

B- always have a spare.

Anything you consider absolutely essential for something, you should have 3 on hand.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

To anyone who has not seen Lower Decks, and either doesn't want to or can't:

Rumdar is a Pakled (the "It Makes Us Go", "capture Geordie and force him to make them strong" dumb guys)

When the captain of the USS Cerritos meets this Pakled (and others) they all call her Janeway (because she's a woman and in starfleet, therefore either she must be captain Janeway or all female captains are named Janeway)

They also refer to the Cerritos as "Enterprise", as well as the USS Titan, which they call "Another Enterprise", so either they think all ships are coincidentally named Enterprise , or all starfleet ships are called Enterprise.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago

What's the story, Wishbone?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'd say inb4 someone who doesn't know anything about the incident or read the linked page makes a comment about scary nuclear power disaster, but I'm already too late...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Midwesterner here.... It's weird to me too.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 3 months ago

HEY FUCK YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

repeat 12,924 times per day

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The lifepod just stores the bodies at subzero temperatures until a disposal truck comes to collect the bio waste. It all goes to the same place anyway...

Unless it's one of the new ones, those just blend the body in-house and supplement the incoming lines.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Optimistic to think it's fabricated with nanotech instead of just pureé'd people and green dye.

No point in wasting the good stuff on the poors.

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