SARGE

"I promise I won't get political"

two drinks later

"COME OUT YEH BLACK AN' TAN"

NO WAR BUT CLASS WAR

This image was my immediate thought.

North Korea's Final Warning (pt. 53,142)

Fixed headline: "Price Gougers in an industry famous for Price Gouging and collaborative price-fixing seizes opportunity to Price Gouge and blame someone else"

That's a little wordy though...

Use 150mb to put a low quality version of Firefly that I used to have on a Nokia phone around 2007/2008, and the rest will be my collection of ebooks.

I've got more than 1gb of books, but I can trim down the file size by stripping formatting and saving as plain text, and there's a few series I could go without reading for a long time.

"You can't hear text"

............

!

Gotta get those panic clicks.

Any and every headline that begins with "Jimmy Carter, former US President" makes my stomach drop a bit. For like a decade now.

A Long March 2D rocket...

Damn, they aren't even launching a 3-dimensional rocket? I mean, I'm familiar with decreasing thickness in kerbal space program, but this is just crazy talk!

Maybe Someone to blame for everything they perceive to be wrong either their lives.

So yeah, Not much else.