SARGE

joined 4 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

It’s the eternal pointless chase for a meaning that was never there and never will.

So.... Life.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

I legitimately thought she had died on my first watch, and that the crew were basically raising Naomi as a village.

Star Trek didn't do recurring characters very well... Except Q and Lwaxana.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Having done exactly 0 research, I going to assume it's one of those "DO NOT PRESS OKAY UNLESS YOU ARE EXPERIENCED AND KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING" and someone went "pffft I know what I'm doing. click now what does this option do..."

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It would have cost you nothing to not post this.

nothing!

Haven't I suffered enough?

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Bah! A likely story!

Molly and Keiko are safely ~~stored in the pattern buffer~~ visiting bajor.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

because he’s gonna be set for life.

Lolololololol no

He will sue, the state will settle for 20mil and then quietly cancel the settlement payment after people move on from the story.

That's what they always do.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"meet me in the middle", says the Unjust Man.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

If I die without saving someone else in the process I lose a bet.

And ma didn't raise a loser.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can hate both.

The CEO just lets me add a face to the ire.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, my knife cost me $40 in steel, wood, brass, and sanding belts because I make my OWN knives for my cooking.

You know, I think I might just have two hobbies and one saved me money on the other....

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

In my experience most adults can boil pasta.

... And boil it.... And boil it..... And DEAR GOD TAKE IT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN IT BEFORE IT BECOMES MUSH!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"throwing together a quick meal" should have it's own word.

"cooking" to me implies you're working on something worth the time it takes, something you want to put effort into.

But when I just got home, nothing is easy to make and I have to throw something quick together, it doesn't feel like really cooking to me. Like im half assing it, it should have a half-assed name.

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