Proprietary_Blend

joined 2 weeks ago

Can't have sex with it either.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I went to the Whitehouse in 1989 as part of a high school band geek trip to play during Bush 41's inauguration. I had a ridiculous "butterfly" knife and a wad of firecrackers in my jean jacket. There was no reason to have them. They were just in my jacket all the time. The dude at the metal detector took the knife, tossed the black cats into the trash can and waved me through. He returned the knife when we left.

I wonder if that would be newsworthy today.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we get a gif where she blinks every ten seconds?

Have you tried changing the filters?

I would watch that.

But Poirot loves to eat trees!

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (14 children)

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

It's a two party system. You wouldn't want to throw your vote away!

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Neat! Thank you

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