I guess I don't know why you wouldn't just say you made it up?

Alpha: Incomplete, generally unstable and full of errors.

I wish that were true.

The origin of the "banana for scale" story. Every time I see a meme or a plushy or whatever referencing it I'm amazed how engrained it is.

I am in Spain but without the "S".

New "country" music is hip hop for white people that are afraid of black people.

Jesus Christ I think I just lost 30 IQ points. I can't afford that damn it!

The only reasonable response to walking into a GM dealership

It was canceled by Syfy, but then picked back up by Amazon. I haven't finished it myself yet but I'm pretty sure they ended the show. That's different from getting cancelled.

Zero tolerance anything is just lazy and worthless. Only reason to implement is so you don't have to think or acknowledge any nuance. Admin can just shrug their shoulders and go "Sorry nothing I can do. Zero tolerance."

That's the only thing that makes any sense

On, Sunday, our sister site Tom’s Guide (which is a different publication targeted at less-tech-savvy readers), published an op-ed from writer Dave Meikleham claiming that building PCs is "a mistake"

I'm glad that article got called out. I would have been embarrassed to publish that on a tech site. Such a poor take. Like I get his point, but he pretty much broke the machine himself, then talked about how a laptop "just works". Well it only "just worked" because you weren't able to break it because you can't take the thing apart to upgrade or repair it.