Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.
NotBillMurray
*will break
And Palestine. Shit is going to get uglier than it was already.
Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.
How would we detach a land locked state? I'm here for your idea, I'm just wondering about the logistics.
Squish the Dakotas together and make PR a state, we wouldn't even need a new flag.
Do you guys have trump zero?
Yeah, my initial reaction was "well if he's willing to shoot me I might as well shoot back". But thinking about it, I'm a white cis man, I can't imagine being in a situation like that and knowing that if I did retaliate I would more than likely be the one persecuted by the police.
Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called "One big Dakota". We wouldn't even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.
Oh shit, I had no idea. Honestly I feel like everything I said was reasonably tame, especially for the internet, and even more so considering who it was directed at.
What a terrible day to be literate.