NotBillMurray

joined 1 year ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

[โ€“] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Hear me out, arm them with muskets. A gun line of Pre-K red coats would deter most potential shooters, but individually the muskets are unwieldy and hard to reload, and thus less dangerous overall to the other students.

[โ€“] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And Palestine. Shit is going to get uglier than it was already.

Last time we had him over for a barbecue we had to throw away a whole goddam cooler full of burgers.

[โ€“] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How would we detach a land locked state? I'm here for your idea, I'm just wondering about the logistics.

[โ€“] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Squish the Dakotas together and make PR a state, we wouldn't even need a new flag.

Do you guys have trump zero?

[โ€“] NotBillMurray@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, my initial reaction was "well if he's willing to shoot me I might as well shoot back". But thinking about it, I'm a white cis man, I can't imagine being in a situation like that and knowing that if I did retaliate I would more than likely be the one persecuted by the police.

Hear me out here, turn Puerto Rico into a state and combine both north and south Dakota into a new state called "One big Dakota". We wouldn't even need to change the flag, and the population of one big Dakota might break 5 digits.

Oh shit, I had no idea. Honestly I feel like everything I said was reasonably tame, especially for the internet, and even more so considering who it was directed at.

 
 
 
 
 

What do you guys think?

 

Working on an Alpha legion loyalist (ish) army. Still have a long way to go, but I'm happy with how it's going.

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