What do I think happens to people? Considering it's the internet, and my comment was tangential enough to the topic that I didn't think I'd need to write an essay because someone got their feefees hurt after baking in the sun too long.
I'll make sure to donate to a life-vest or pool-floaty fund or something to make up for it.
Coffee is like $2.50 for a 16oz, donuts are usually $1 each, and a pre-roll (1g) is like $5 in my area. $7 for a combo deal? Place would instantly be my new go-to.