Uhh… I’ve been repairing phones for 5 years and almost everything in this article is grossly over exaggerated.

Screens and batteries purchased via their self repair program are self sealing. Meaning all I have to do to finish the repair, run diagnostic mode and it’s done.

You are not required to use their tools.

While some older phones are shredded, we have been acquiring newer iPhones (11 and up) from their trade in partner(Phobio).

There's not even enough room to take off my shoes and socks.

A house that's paid for, wife, two kids, dog, zero consumer debt, very stable job, but I'm pretty much the most miserable person you'll ever meet. It goes to show that you can have everything but still not be happy.

I'm sure if they knew that, they'd stop. /s

They are, but they’re high. Better off getting a Amazon fire stick

There are apps that will scan your face and tell you your PD

I feel like that would just just increase my depression

Given Google's track record of killing their own services, I thought this was legit.

@Rom I'm counting on these life forms to be able to reconstruct me using their superior technology that may or may not exist. Though, the radiation may turn my brain into liquid.

@Dippy

Hot Plate, magnetic stirring bar to avoid scorching. The problem is that a hot plate or a crock pot isn't made to be on for extended periods of time(weeks at a time). You end up burning the heating elements out.