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[–] Master@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago

Dont worry they voted unanimously to not expand fema right before both hurricanes.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

That was pretty good!

[–] Master@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I thought this story was going towards her standing in a field and scaring birds brave enough to land near a scarecrow.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wasn't very good compared to the first one.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Wow you captured the tone and delivery of one of those fucking idiots perfectly!

[–] Master@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

You would feel them moving around... inside you...

[–] Master@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

The bags are just her really ripped muscles. You can even see the curvature of her overly defined abs.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

You are right it doesnt.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 36 points 2 months ago

In a different lemmy thread someone said, or does that just mean you are bi.... yourself.

And its perfect.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 9 points 2 months ago

Chicken thigh!

[–] Master@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So a dollar huh...

[–] Master@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

This was the way!

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