Kerrangutan

Wait until you learn about wetware.

GNU Sir Terry Pratchett

All praise the goddess Anoia

Those never fail to make me chuckle

What pisses me off the most about apple is their "hey look at this new feature" shtick, bitch please, we've had XYZ feature for years.

I'll send you my bank details, I expect the $800 in my account by the close of business tomorrow.

I have a "Ruin their day in any possible way" policy when dealing with nazis online, in person I have a "punch them in the mouth and see what happens" policy.

I'm imagining crawling into the still warm interior of a 2 meter long croissant, it would be like an edible sleeping-bag.

Me neither, this is scandalous...

Don't forget making USB-C the universal connection and, coming in the next few years, a law requiring user replaceable batteries in mobile devices. Stuff like this shows how much of a positive thing the EU is and amplifies my anger at Brexit on a logarithmic scale every time I read news like this and know that the UK government is going to fuck us all over good and proper.

I don't know about the California law but GDPR has actual consequences, fines of 20 Million Euros OR 4% of the total global turnover of the previous financial year, whichever is higher.

Douglas Adams - Mostly Harmless